July 13th, 2012 at 7:48PM

going to the new irish pub we found.

spoiler alert: it will not be as awesome as the irish pub I loved and lost :( 

1 note #first world problems
March 29th, 2012 at 12:26AM

Sometimes I’m like HELL YEAH I’M PLUS SIZE, SIZE 12 4 LYFE FIERCE AND FABULOUS AS FUCK AND SEXIER THAN YOUR STUPID EVERYTHING

And then I see a picture of myself and I’m like WELP I’M OFFICIALLY DISGUSTING ANYONE WHO HAS EVER KISSED ME WAS SIMPLY PART OF AN ELABORATE FAT SHAMING PRANK

In conclusion I SOMETIMES LIKE THE WAY I LOOK AND SOMETIMES I REALLY FUCKING HATE IT

6 notes #plus size#white girl problems#first world problems#deal with it
January 10th, 2012 at 10:57PM

my life

You’re graduating in a few months

You need to get professional expensive headshots

You need to make decisions and do plays and lose weight and be an adult and DO THINGS

If you’ll excuse me, I need to watch tv and bury myself in the problems of fictional characters.

should I get used to constantly having panic attacks about my future for the next few months, or

#first world problems
January 7th, 2012 at 1:28AM

this has been a test of the “mel occasionally word vomits” emergency program

normally scheduled activities will resume shortly.

#don't you know it's gonna be alright#first world problems
December 12th, 2011 at 5:09PM

that awful moment when you wake up from a nap feeling like you got punched in the head

#nap#first world problems#finals
December 10th, 2011 at 7:51PM

dear angelicos

It has been a long fucking week

And I just want my pasta

I’m sorry this is so hard for you

being a restaurant

that delivers

but really if my order is two hours late there is a problem

ANSWER THE DAMN PHONE

1 note #first world problems
August 3rd, 2011 at 10:42PM
ladywhalersofthemoon: thusspakekate: scoldylox: littlehonda: marviny: You have to know your glasses.. This is so silly, wine comes in a glass. They left out the appropriate vehicle for wahn: do we not just drink is straight from the bottle anymore? Obviously the person who made this doesn’t drink wine. If it’s in a glass the glass has to be full to the brim, duh. You’re confused. Wine should look like this: and should be served in these: Amateurs.

ladywhalersofthemoon:

thusspakekate:

scoldylox:

littlehonda:

marviny:

You have to know your glasses..

This is so silly, wine comes in a glass.

They left out the appropriate vehicle for wahn:

do we not just drink is straight from the bottle anymore?

Obviously the person who made this doesn’t drink wine. If it’s in a glass the glass has to be full to the brim, duh.

You’re confused. Wine should look like this:

and should be served in these:

Amateurs.

120 notes Source: manicbotanic #alcoholics go to meetings#college girls are drunk girls#class#first world problems
July 25th, 2011 at 5:05PM

first world white girl problems

My bra straps are hurting my sunburn :(

#first world problems#white girl problems#summer