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stfuconservatives: constantflux: Sleep well, America. I’m not flying for a while… Got one word for you TSA, -Joe
I have been home for less than twelve hours. Roughly three of those hours were spent with my mother. So far she has: pulled my shirt up to poke my stomach gotten angry at me for still being hungry after dinner (I drove for four hours today on nothing but a bagel) questioned all of my dietary choices, which included a salad and some pasta yelled at me for eating ‘carbs’ (a piece of...
OH MY GOD, NEW JERSEY, YOU CAN’T JUST ASK ME WHY I’M SO DAMN BORED! I hate being here. Seriously.